Beer Gardens

The other night I went to a place called Brighton Beer Garden. It is a relatively new addition to the Brighton beer scene. As a beer fanatic I am always excited to try a new place.
However, when I entered this bar I knew something was wrong. The layout was individual tables (not long connecting), there were TVs all over the place, and every staff member was wearing some kind of Boston sports jersey.
I walk towards the bar that was loaded with bottles of hard alcohol, and asked the bar tender if they had cask. He responded with “what”? I thought maybe I spoke too quietly and said “cast conditioned”. Immediately he said “No”. All of a sudden it hit me, this was not a Beer Garden. This was a Beah Ghaden! As in Boston Garden!!!!
Although the beer menu appeared to be large I believe it had more to do with font than # of items, but phonetics did get the best of me. I was able to find Stone Cat IPA, so the evening was not lost.